{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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KKTQ-LD is a low-power television station in Cheyenne, Wyoming, United States, affiliated with ABC. The station is owned by Vision Alaska LLC, which operates Fox affiliate KLWY under a shared services agreement (SSA) with the Coastal Television Broadcasting Company. KKTQ-LD's transmitter is located on Happy Jack Road west of the city.
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Heeswijk is a village in the central Netherlands. It is located in Montfoort, Utrecht, about 6Â km northwest of IJsselstein.
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