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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}
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Yargatenga is a department of Koulpélogo Province in eastern Burkina Faso. Its capital is the town of Yargatenga. According to the 2019 census, the department had a total population of 56,739.
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