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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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Moritaka Land is a remix album by Japanese singer-songwriter Chisato Moritaka, released on December 10, 1989, by Warner Pioneer. The album includes two new tracks: \"Uwasa\" and \"Michi\", plus songs re-recorded by Moritaka and remixed by Hideo Saitō. A limited edition release included a 60-page photo book.
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